My husband’s laugh floated down the hallway before the words did.

I was standing there with his freshly pressed suit over my arm, the plastic garment bag rustling when my fingers tightened. The phone in his home office was on speaker, his door half open the way it usually was when he wanted everyone to hear how important he was.

“She’ll make a scene,” Greg’s voice crackled through, amused and smug. “I’m telling you, a full-on meltdown. Tears, maybe even screaming. Women like her always do.”

My husband chuckled. I heard the soft clink of ice in his glass. “Double or nothing,” Derek said. “She cries before dessert.”